ShaneyShaneVincent: April 2016

Saturday, April 30, 2016

25 Jerry Seinfeld Jokes That Prove The World Needs More Of His Kind Of Humour

25 Jerry Seinfeld Jokes That Prove The World Needs More Of His Kind Of Humour:

He’s the funniest!

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Friday, April 29, 2016

Thursday, April 28, 2016

arabbaby: tinashe paper magazine - behind the scenes

arabbaby:

tinashe
paper magazine - behind the scenes

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"Genius: Someone who has exceptional intellectual ability and originality. Brilliant: Having or..."

“Genius: Someone who has exceptional intellectual ability and originality.
Brilliant: Having or marked by unusual and impressive intelligence.
Intelligent: Having the capacity for thought and reason especially to a high degree, Possessing sound knowledge.”

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spirit animal

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Tuesday, April 26, 2016

Shaney Shane

Shaney Shane

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Shaney Shane

Shaney Shane

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(Shaney Shane Vincent)

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Friday, April 8, 2016

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMtkiS1SU_c)

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"Back to school, back to school to prove that I’m not a fool"

“Back to school, back to school to prove that I’m not a fool”

- billy

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Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix

Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix

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Sunday, April 3, 2016

"i sent her dick pics.. but they weren't MY dick"

“i sent her dick pics.. but they weren't MY dick”

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"on attachment: the tighter you squeeze the less you get"

“on attachment: the tighter you squeeze the less you get”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"on attachment: the tighter you squeeze the less you get"

“on attachment: the tighter you squeeze the less you get”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"You can’t leave ‘cause your heart is there Sure you can’t stay ‘cause you been somewhere..."

“You can’t leave ‘cause your heart is there
Sure you can’t stay ‘cause you been somewhere else
You can’t cry 'cause you’ll look broke down
But you’re cryin’ anyway 'cause you’re all broke down”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"You’ll never know how much I love you…deep down from hell I still think of you.."

“You’ll never know how much I love you…deep down from hell I still think of you..”

- risque III (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"life is before love in the dictionary"

“life is before love in the dictionary”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie."

“Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie.”

- Russian Proverb (via arpeggia)

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"You can’t understand the blues until you’ve had your heart broken by a woman. And you can’t..."

“You can’t understand the blues until you’ve had your heart broken by a woman. And you can’t understand my music until you’ve had group sex on Ecstasy.“”

- dj harvey (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"not to say I’m not a button-pusher. I’m just pushing a lot more buttons"

“not to say I’m not a button-pusher. I’m just pushing a lot more buttons”

- deadmau5 (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"..but I will say this..the girl isn’t all that she’s dreamed up to be.."

“..but I will say this..the girl isn’t all that she’s dreamed up to be..”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"What do you get when you kiss a girl You get enough germs to catch pneumonia After you do, she’ll..."

“What do you get when you kiss a girl
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, she’ll never phone you
I’ll never fall in love again”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"your voice is an instrument u carry with u always"

“your voice is an instrument u carry with u always”

- Shaney (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"the penis mightier than the sword!!"

“the penis mightier than the sword!!”

- Shaney (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"..and there you are.. fucking the queen of ur enemies"

“..and there you are.. fucking the queen of ur enemies”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"too long a sacrifice can make a stone of the heart"

“too long a sacrifice can make a stone of the heart”

- william butler yates (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"my last words …will be a cough"

“my last words …will be a cough”

- shaney (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"what you feel is what you are, and what you are is beautiful"

“what you feel is what you are, and what you are is beautiful”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"skateboarding is a part of I, when I sk8 the world wakes up around me"

“skateboarding is a part of I, when I sk8 the world wakes up around me”

- shaney nesta lion (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don’t intend to waste any of mine"

““I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don’t intend to waste any of mine””

- clance armstrong (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"um..I do yoga cuz i had to fuck through a groin cramp once before?"

“um..I do yoga cuz i had to fuck through a groin cramp once before?”

- shaney (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"i know you didn’t come back for me… but I know you didn’t leave because of me either"

“i know you didn’t come back for me… but I know you didn’t leave because of me either”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"I never understood when a famous musician said if they didn’t “make it” they wouldn’t know where..."

“I never understood when a famous musician said if they didn’t “make it” they wouldn’t know where they would be or what they would be doing , they fall back on the cliche “I’d be dead or in jail” or “I have no Idea what I would be doing ”
..but for me its simple.
i’d be making music no matter what, if they can hear it or not it would be flowing from me, bound or free. fame or not. live or die”

- Shaney (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once."

“I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once.”

- John Green (The Fault in Our Stars)

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"get a style they cannot steal, a bike they cannot ride"

“get a style they cannot steal, a bike they cannot ride”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then i ask..."

“I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then i ask myself the same question.”

- Harun Yahya (via claire-huxtable)

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"don’t judge me against the almighty, judge me against the alternative"

“don’t judge me against the almighty, judge me against the alternative”

- biden (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"if u want my attention.. just ignore me :)"

“if u want my attention.. just ignore me :)”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"i quit blinking,, that’s when they get you"

“i quit blinking,, that’s when they get you”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"You mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing?!"

“You mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing?!”

- Homer Simpson (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"But what was really going on was that I had developed a crush, I just didn’t know how to tell it to..."

“But what was really going on was that I had developed a crush, I just didn’t know how to tell it to her
Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons or
Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant’s tusk?
We’ll settle this once and for all, ima tell her at dusk
Tonight, tonight its the night, and tell her I must
Creep upto her mansion in stilhettos and just
Climb the gate and ring the bell, like “hello my love””

- eminem..is funny (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"Little children say there prayers..but the grown ups dont say theres.."

“Little children say there prayers..but the grown ups dont say theres..”

- look at ur life now. - P (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."

“War does not determine who is right - only who is left.”

- Some guy (via awkwardisaword)

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"throw me to the wolves, because there’s order in the pack throw me to the sky because I know Im..."

““throw me to the wolves, because there’s order in the pack
throw me to the sky because I know Im coming back””

- one sting solo soo nice (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"The odds of not meeting in this life are so great that every meeting is like a miracle. It’s a..."

“The odds of not meeting in this life are so great that every meeting is like a miracle. It’s a wonder that we don’t make love to every single person.”

- Yoko Ono (via irishvocabularybrawl)

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"even if a derailed train gets back on track, it will never be on time."

“even if a derailed train gets back on track, it will never be on time.”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"she looked at me and asked…. how do you have this song?"

“she looked at me and asked…. how do you have this song?”

- Shaney (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"every prophet has their past every sinner has their future"

“every prophet has their past every sinner has their future”

- indigo rastamon (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"they’re not hopes they’re dreams hoe!"

“they’re not hopes they’re dreams hoe!”

- to my art teacher (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"they’re not hopes they’re dreams hoe!"

“they’re not hopes they’re dreams hoe!”

- to my art teacher (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"dont cry 4 me, im already dead"

“dont cry 4 me, im already dead”

- barney gumble (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"one of my favorite parts was when i layed next to her and chewed on her hair while she sleeps, like..."

“one of my favorite parts was when i layed next to her and chewed on her hair while she sleeps, like a billy goat.”

- odd friend # 106 (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"why don’t u adore your daughter like i do? she’s worth it"

“why don’t u adore your daughter like i do? she’s worth it”

- to the big fat jerk (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"i love when lightning goes to the beat"

“i love when lightning goes to the beat”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"when are scientists going to invent magic?"

“when are scientists going to invent magic?”

- marge simpson (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"lmow how the fuck my art teacher asked me if I wear glasses!?, or if my contacts work!? Im like Hoe!..."

“lmow how the fuck my art teacher asked me if I wear glasses!?, or if my contacts work!? Im like Hoe! better recognize dali fool!”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"She must like “Shane” for “Shaney”"

“She must like “Shane” for “Shaney””

- barber chat (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"Apes reach for fruit while man reaches for the stars.-Dr. Ramachadrian"

“Apes reach for fruit while man reaches for the stars.-Dr. Ramachadrian”

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"I’ve been drinking about you."

“I’ve been drinking about you.”

- Unknown (via twelvetwinks)

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"Alice: How long is forever? White Rabbit: Sometimes, just one second."

“Alice: How long is forever?
White Rabbit: Sometimes, just one second.”

- Lewis Carroll (via moonbrains)

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"People think of education as something they can finish."

“People think of education as something they can finish.”

- Isaac Asimov (via that-is-illogical)

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"You have not attempted to submit an assigment in at least 16 days nor have you attempted to start..."

“

You have not attempted to submit an assigment in at least 16 days nor have you attempted to start the current chapter which we have a test on.

I think you should consider putting forth a lot more effort.

”

- MAF HOMEWORK ALERT! (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"homework grades in this course are atrocious. Maybe this has something to do with the low test..."

“

homework grades in this course are atrocious. Maybe this has something to do with the low test scores.
I would advise completing more of your homework (or doing something).

Thank you,

”

- math teacher emailed this to me- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"Darlin’, I know I’m just another head on your pillow If only just tonight, girl Let me hear you..."

“Darlin’, I know
I’m just another head on your pillow
If only just tonight, girl
Let me hear you lie just a little
Tell me I’m the only man
That you ever really loved”

- doobie b. (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"There’s always a joker in the pack There’s always a lonely clown The poor laughing fool falls on his..."

“

There’s always a joker in the pack
There’s always a lonely clown
The poor laughing fool falls on his back
And ev'ryone laughs when he’s down

There’s always a funny man in the game
But he’s only funny by mistake
But ev'ryone laughs at him, just the same
They don’t see his lonely heart break

They don’t care as long as there is a jester, just a fool
As foolish as he can be
There’s always a joker, that’s a rule
But fate deals the hand and I see
The joker is me

”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"I’ll fight with you, but not for, or over you"

“I’ll fight with you, but not for, or over you”

- shaney (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"ive always been everything i will be"

“ive always been everything i will be”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"ive always been everything i will be"

“ive always been everything i will be”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"The distance that wedged itself between me and my happiness wasn’t the world, it wasn’t the bombs..."

“The distance that wedged itself between me and my happiness wasn’t the world, it wasn’t the bombs and burning buildings, it was me, my thinking, my cancer of never letting go, is ignorance bliss, I don’t know, but it’s so painful to think, and tell me, what did thinking ever do for me, to what great place did thinking ever bring me? I think and think and think, I’ve thought myself out of happiness one million times, but never once into it.”

-

Jonathan Safran Foer - Extremely loud and incredibly close (via comeon-sweetcatastrophe)

i think this is poetry.i think? :)

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"ugh.. didnt even want to see she had a bf, cuz now, shes gunna do what she did to him with me, to me..."

“ugh.. didnt even want to see she had a bf, cuz now, shes gunna do what she did to him with me, to me with them..”

- im outtie (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"…thinking to myself…all i can think about is when she looked back at me and meowed. what made her do..."

“…thinking to myself…all i can think about is when she looked back at me and meowed. what made her do that? …but shes sexy so she can do whatever she wants?”

- pondering (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"..and i gave that man directions, even though I didnt know the way. Cuz thats the kind of guy I am!"

““..and i gave that man directions, even though I didnt know the way. Cuz thats the kind of guy I am!””

- Homer Simpson (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"I need so many things in my perfect girl, I need a buncha this and buttloada that, at the end, my..."

“I need so many things in my perfect girl, I need a buncha this and buttloada that, at the end, my chances of finding her are like one percent.. I guess thats what it means to be looking for that special some “ONE”?”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvrNHlo3dEs i love remembering the things you just forgot,"

“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvrNHlo3dEs i love remembering the things you just forgot,”

-

3. ‘Neil Patrick Harris is a? ~~Gay~~ Magician? lol

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shaneyshanevincent

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"how ironic, i begged for something, and now, i dont even want it, pssh, phases.."

“how ironic, i begged for something, and now, i dont even want it, pssh, phases..”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"didnt want me then, so hun, dont want me now -phife dawg"

“didnt want me then, so hun, dont want me now -phife dawg”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"if you build it..they will buy the spoiled milk"

“if you build it..they will buy the spoiled milk”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"i know she think that i just think she some kind of hoe… i don’t give a shit bout give in it up on..."

“i know she think that i just think she some kind of hoe…
i don’t give a shit bout give in it up on the first night…
that just lettin me know…
she know what she want outta life…
what a hell a way to god damn wake up,…
oh that shit was good oh maybe…
she’d get me some breakfast she so goddamn sweet, sweet as she wanna be… oh i just oh i wanna lay in her hair…
you can’t fall for it, don’t fall for it Ice Cold (ice cold!!!)
maybe i just roll over and lay on her booty yeah nah no no no , just lay and be cool be cool (ice cold!!) but what if she, what if she, what if she, what if she’s the one……..”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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"I cant see the sky, all the love in my eyes..I see only you.."

“I cant see the sky, all the love in my eyes..I see only you..”

- (via shaneyshanevincent)

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Saturday, April 2, 2016

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny..."

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

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