Wednesday, May 11, 2016

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"When big Larry came round just to put him downSpongebob turned into a clown And no girl ever wants..."

When big Larry came round just to put him down
Spongebob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants
I know I shouldn’t mope around I shouldn’t curse
But the pain feels so much worse

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Saturday, May 7, 2016

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i see your lost..tryna be yourself…and you can’t even do that…tryna be somebody else..cant do that either..i see your lost..thinking that you can..runaway…try and do R&B…come back..and try to do house…your lost..in the oblivion..try to lie to house music..your not a true soldier..beleiving in your own hype



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Truth About DJ’s:

TRADITION:stop lying

from the super hypocrite

DJING is not hard

MUSIC HAS NO PROTECTIVE BOUNDARIES LIKE ARCHITECTURE to DEEM a STANDARD

you can’t just call yourself an electrical engineer and go around installing plugs in peoples homes..you might have to go to school..learn..have your practices tested for an acceptable standard, and then your qualified to do electric work..music has no rules..so anyone can qualify..however common sense should disqualify some of y’all.

sym·pho·ny

an elaborate musical composition for full orchestra, typically in four movements, at least one of which is traditionally in sonata form.

History has told us that music used to traditionally have set rules in order to create it. that is why Beethoven has ‘unfinished’ work..a symphony for example..is comprised of certain amount of parts, and instruments..

IT HAS to have the correct number of elements to be called a symphony by definition. These rules for completion have been abandoned.. a song is now free to just be made by anyone anyway,and qualify as complete by the author.

Also the raw skills it takes to learn and play proficient music has declined..Bach uses both hand and both feet to play the piano.. you will not be able to replicate his songs,without you yourself doing so. advancements in technology have allowed for us to supplement talent and training for …that technology.

harder to learn in the past..

now we have tabs in contrast to sheet music..we have the internet to show you secrets..like how Jimmy Hendrix played with his teeth.

Jimmy Hendrix didn’t know how to read music..so he HAD to learn to play by ear..We have the internet..tabs…downloadable sheet music..this all accelerates our learning..getting time consuming blockers out the way..sure theres victory in the struggle..but theres also getting sidetracked on irrelevance…the main point is you learn to play your instrument and learn to play it well

ONLY other DJS are technical, most people are NOT DJS

People want to relive good experiences..sounds..i.e. the particular music of that good experience. Thats why they request…naively thinking replaying the same song they heard that ONE magical night will recreate that awesome experience for them..unfortunately…even though their wrong..most of the time they are STILL right ..because to THEM…they re-feel the night and sort of relive it.. and remember it..even though everyone else doesn’t…thats selfish..but they are naive,they don’t realize they are doing this to a crowd of people,not just the DJ.

Ive played countless weddings with the SAME track list request..ladies night..thriller. respect..September…old people still thinking that their party is going to be THE TRILLER party of all time.. instead.. maybe a seldom played ‘black or white’ or ‘bad’ would have fit the slot better, …also an MJ tune..providing the same effect..just not the corny predictable inappropriate halloween song. Most people aren’t in the business of thinking that way.

IN a over saturated climate every proprietor wants to have proprietorship..unfortunately..this is fucking joke if your a dj in the first place..simply because you probably didn’t write the song your playing…you can’t play it (probably instrument wise either),all your doing is ‘pressing’ ‘play’ on it..so to protect this “ARTform” they try to make is seem more technical than it is..it is not…press play..press stop…make sure song A is in time with song B..if its too slow speed it up..if its to fast …guess what?? slow it down..if its more than 10 beats per minute away from the other song..it FUCKING CANT MATCH!!!! boom now ur a DJ..so wheres the proprietary art form??? Its fucking, knowing what to play to make the crowd trust you..instead of having a crowd coming in with no trust..only trusting a handful of songs that they know…”play me good time number 436 from may 7 2016..followed by club banger #200 from June 5th 2010 followed by my all time fav make me dance overtime song from October 8th 2012…” the club goer isn’t the professional …don’t let them tell you how to flip that hamburger..if we went to clubs that relied on the club goer to select songs..then we would constantly hear Billie Jean on repeat.

You idiots know nothing!..thats why we’re the selector..the DJ..the vibe castor..for every one song you know and like…I bought the record and listened to the B side and know of at least 5 more that sound just like it..I know who your favorite artist STOLE your favorite version from..who covered it first..the club mix.. the r&b mix..the instrumental.. acapella. and the dub version(whatever that is lol).. thats the work..that makes it hard!!

If you like billie jean..perhaps you just like that drum pattern..maybe I know 10 more songs that will make you feel that same feeling and then you can STFU about Billie Jean for a while and learn something..maybe I have the billie jean remix you never heard, and its about to be your next favorite thing…you have to trust me.. the DJ. If the DJ sucks…leave..if he’s awesome..you’ll be back..because he promises a continuous stream of knowledge of the genre you love…

You go..you listen..the vibe is cast ..you dance..you don’t worry about ..is he gonna play my exact choice next? get that thought out the window..I love to go to listen, learn and dance and chill and party..its not about YOU and YOUR preferences.

back to the point…it takes years for a DJ to acquire knowledge of his genres..as a fan..your only expected to listen to whats provided and given to you..

I’m going to use an architect as metaphor…a normal person who wants to live in a house..usually goes and looks at already BUILT houses and finds which one fits them best (playing the sounds they like to hear)..most people don’t have the expertise to build/design their own home..they may know they want a walk in closet..(rap) or a walk in bathroom (funk) and when they go to see the home for sale (the club) they see whats already built (whats playing)…they don’t request that a walk in bathroom be BUILT in the finished house! The architects JOB is to build homes, that suit the most people..realizing that people like walk in bathrooms and closets..the  architect should incorporate these into his plans (dj set)..but wait..heres the great part..because he’s studying this..he can provide the homes he’s building with more features that the person may not have know existed AND that they wanted..he can build walk in pantries and walk in refrigerators and other walk in features, knowing that his niche genre is walk in features..and the person who checks out that home.will be like…”holy shit!..I didn’t know I wanted a walk in refrigerator this bad!! this is fucking awesome…had i opens my mouth,I would have never been able to ask for something like that,because it isn’t my expertise”….thats the DJ’S art form..working super behind the scenes

when u see us playing live..we’re  not working..we’re performing..the work has already been done in the record shops and in the swivel chair, and at odd hours when u thought we were having orgies. The DJ set is a result of our journey in music,the fruits of our labor.

now to bash you DJ’s and get my self blackballed.

NO party goer gives a FUCK about your perfect match..or how not using the SYNC button breathes ‘life” in to a set..bitch!..they can’t tell..these fans of ours..they are musically illiterate..if they are not..they are our colleagues..but 75% of them are just listeners..who want to dance..do drugs..fuck…that kind of shit..

If u set that vibe your in..if you fuck up that vibe your out..so I can see how its an issue in lets say 1994,…your the rave DJ ..its 2:00 AM ..and everyones sweaty…oof..oof…off…oof.. thats your 4 to the floor blaming..everyones pumping..but then your needle skips…record stops, and awkward silence..you just stopped the whole fucking party…or you try to mix a song…and fuck up beyond repair…and its noticeably throws the crowd off…I GET THAT>>I also get that that was then and this is now…back then the guy who could avoid messing up..or silence or skips..he is more valuable..He is more technical has more attention to detail..he has a better success rate at keeping my parties going…however..this is minutia.. today..technology makes that irrelevant. if I’m at a party..and for 4 seconds the DJ fucks up…I DON’T REALLY CARE…I’ve never met anyone who was like..I was riding high..and then after 5 songs..he stumbled for a few seconds..and it threw my whole night off..I left the club went home..and had a nightmare…WHO IS THAT PERSON??…thats right …they doesn’t exist!..he was created by that the guy with ‘superior’ mixing skills so he feels like he has some sort of musical DJ proprietorship..all the people care about is that you play songs..they don’t know if your up there mixing it live…playing it live..literally playing the song live with a synthesizer…they don’t know what the EQ knobs do..they see you twist it..they might think your doing an intense calculation..if you didn’t just twist it at this exact moment. just right 38 degrees counter clockwise.. the air locks would open and every one in the club gets sucked into deep space!! you can tell them your taking each song apart and putting it back together by hand..they don’t fucking know shit…they don’t know what it takes to make their favorite song play..all they know is if they hear it..they average person is not paying attention to your transition.,,.doesn’t care…the sync button is not your enemy..as a matter of fact…use it..use the fuck out of it. Use Seratos tempo to double check your work..use TECH to YOUR advantage.

The beat matching by ear is the only technical part that made the 1994 DJ better than you…so fuck him..he’s butt hurt as fuck now..he can’t book as much..he can’t brag as much..he can’t make as much money…but he never should have relied on that as his ace anyway..it means NOTHING…you SHOULD be able to switch from song A to B EVERY FUCKING TIME…thats like bragging you know how to turn the pages off a book…bitch! you didn’t write the book!! nor is that a feat to brag about..so chill…at any point if your playing a Prince song..and Prince were to walk in the club…should Prince bow down to you?..lord of transition mixing…STFU for life!…know your place..it is below that of the artist who wrote the songs..all thats keeping them from being superior to you..is this misconception of the roles DJS play. people not knowing what DJS do,and if Prince “knows how to beat match’ (he probably did..and probably better than you too…soo…) what can you do that he can’t, why SHOULDN’T he get every booking over you?

still hate the sync button?” the devil must have made it..

Some DJs are artists too..and they are on the  trolly..if your just a DJ…you can’t complain that your job is being taken by sync buttons,and radio, and spotify premium,and jukeboxes..becasue people just want to hear Princes song 1999,and if HE’S not playing it..they don’t really care who is..your just supposed to help Prince get exposure..DJS are’nt even supposed to be the main focus of the night..you are..your there to interact..and he’s there to help you do it..your favorite DJ being booked should only mean..i know what kind of vibe this guy brings with his songs, and I trust that he’s going to deliver again. he’s no more important than your bartender…sure I like a bartender who can mix drinks,.but if you don’t know how to mix drinks and ur bartender..what the fuck are you doing? and furthermore…if theres a mix drink button that mixes my drink perfectly every time…please…use it…don’t fuck my drink up or risk fucking it up to show me you can do a very simple basic task that can be done by anyone who pays attention to a hour long youtube video..

don’t look behind the wizards curtain

It behooves taxi drivers to say theres something special about catching a cab..when UBER (the sync button, and new technology) arrives…it behooves newspapers to say…”nothing beats turning the pages” when kindle and iPads and the news on the internet SHIT On them…but FUCK THEM..nobody should save them…embrace new tech..practice it..learn it..when fuel injection rose to the standard..mechanics had to adapt..thats it..you don’t preserve the old way of thinking..thats just a novelty now…you only preserve what cannot be discredited…so lets get rid of a few of these useless idioms right now. We cannot discredit the wheel..thats why we still use it..but we can discredit the horse and buggy..we don’t use that anymore..after the car was invented. horse and buggy business should only be for novelty strolls around central park.

beat matching —usurped by sync button

instead of trying to brag about your mixing skills..brag about your song selection..this actually IS proprietary to you..DJ Diana will be able to play her unique style and tastes and songs, that she thinks after much testing will make the crowd the happiest. This will constantly evolve and change..but her brand is what she does to parties when controlling them..THAT will prevail….this is who you are as a DJ..to the people,,,the club owner…the other DJ’S…

(“would a DJ who played the exact same songs EVERY set..but just slightly improved his mixing skills last very long??)

fuck no..nobody gives a fuck..they hear the song…not you mixing..I mean..they hear the mixing too..but let it go man..if your fucking up..just train wreck it..or sync it..and KEEP going..thats not the important part…chances are your song selection and research is lacking if your sweating about just GETTING to the next song..practice that..getting more songs..I have so many songs to share with anyone who wants to listen. Thats my main focus..making a homogeneous mix that has proper synergy, balanced and smooth comes from practice and is so secondary to the actual songs that are playing, stereotypically if someone is capable of doing a flawless mix like that its a good indicator that they have their song selection skills on 100, and vice versa..if you have the perfect song after the perfect song..you might have mixed them before or know a thing or two about mixing them.

SOUND QUALITY

Now I told you I was a hypocrite!

Sound quality IS important..and I’ll say if your walking around with a usb full of mp3s…I’m gonna beat you..I’m gonna go to your show..I’m gonna load all your songs on my computer..I’m gonna play it off my after markets sound card..I’m gonna play it through my Serato Rane box..and I’m gonna use my mixer to add effects…your fucked…lolol..I keed, I keed..what I mean is …don’t be lazy..but don’t get anal…that super rare song that nobody has ..not even youtube…bless the crowd and play that mp3…

can’t find the shazam? I rip songs all the fucking time not just from youtube,,or recording using Quicktime,

(ANYWAY I CAN GET IT..side note..this is the music producer coming out of me..every sound i hear,,that catches my attention…I catch it..like a collector..i don’t care if I have to tape if off my VCR, or rip it with quicktime,i truly believe if I realize I’m hearing song..its for a reason..because theres so many songs I could hear, but the universe chose for me to hear this one at this time)

or …from other dj’s…from sets…some rips I’ve made you can still hear the beginning and end of the surround songs in the set..you can hear the other DJ still mixing in the other songs…(I’m a pirate..I have a beard..fuck you…my fans love it..I’ll mix your song right in so nobody can tell..you probably didn’t write that song anyway..Prince did..so if you bitch at me for stealing..whats prince about to do to you?)

again thats the proprietary essence of a dj..his selection..if I can get as wide a selection as I can..I will..I will learn..and I will reuse..and if it fits..I will play it..thats the rule..

if it fits play it,

if the crowd loves it..you win…other opinions don’t mater at that point..your playing the game correctly..sure some other DJ might have the original on vinyl…and you just have to eat that..he has a better version than you..if your both playing the same show..don’t play the rip..if he’s got the real one..ESPECIALLY if you ripped it from him (lol)..but if he’s not there…do your fucking job. Don’t get lazy..always get the best and play the best if you can…the record is better than the WAV, the Wav is better than the mp3…how many Kilobytes per second is your mp3..perhaps you can get a better version of it..but thats about it..KNOW the quality of what your about to play..don’t play shit thats sounds like mud..don’t peak your mixer…don’t do dumb shit..and try to keep your songs best quality as possible..if i have the mp3, and I download the album from iTunes..guess what I’m not playing anymore? that lower quality MP3, simple. too many people who are butt hurt from carrying around vinyls and turntables for 20 years wanna add worth to those years by remarking how superior vinyl is…and it is…fresh vinyl..maybe if we didn’t have Serato to take a huge chunk out of what records can do that cdj’s can’t.. after 30 plays my seato WAV sounds better than your aging vinyl..which will get worse with time.

REMEMBER WHY your doing this..I’ve heard of DJ’s not playing along, because it wasn’t in a particular format they wanted..SNOB holes, declaring they’ll only play .FLAC files.. 1 gb USB filled to the brim with 8 FLAC songs..ooh look at your quality…that guy is an idiot…you don’t want bad sound quality..thats the RULE..however..NOT playing the WAV because you want to show off your snobby pickiness about the file type is a douche move..are you doing this because you like the music..or to showcase your technical knowledge..99.9% of people can’t tell the difference between a FLAC and a WAV..or between a WAV and an mp3. People can tell you when they hear something that sounds like shit.. did you rip that off of youtube ..in low res? cuz its lacking..but when you put polished formats up against other polished formats and try to declare a winner..you and the crowd lose out on wha could have been a great tune.

VINYL vs PIRATE

bringing me to my next point… vinyl is dope as fuck…you CANT get all of Prince’s songs because he sues youtube …so pirates are shit out of luck until someone BUYS the Prince RECORD and saves mankind by ripping it and posting it for download for pirates to then steal. please rip good quality please.

But wait theres more….not only are vinyls socially the best format from the get go(they do deteriorate, but cd’s scratch too!)  but they also contain unlisted version of songs,that you didn’t know existed or couldn’t find until someone rips..this is the proprietary element of a VINYL DJ..access to songs lazy dj’s don’t have & can’t find..an accumulation of these songs..will set you apart from Donny Download, and Jerry Generic. If you were worried about job security, as a dJ( and I AM), I would buy as much vinyl as possible and only play songs that shazam can’t find..which is a good indicator that it’s not on youtube or the internet. Patrons who like my sets.. will have to GO to my shows to hear those songs..Prince wins because I’m promoting him at my shows and the only place to go to hear the songs after my set is to a record store to BUY princes record containing THAT song..other DJS LEARN that the song exists,but can’t just go home and carbon copy me by downloading the mp3 version off youtube,because I Haven’t ripped to youtube yet…they learn..and maybe they go acquire it ..or ask me about it ..but thats proprietary…thats what makes you skilled..not everyone can go out..find obscure good songs.. and enough of them  to play 4 hour sets twice a week..most people will run out of bangers after just the 4 hours..and then its billie jean time.. so to recap

PROPIETARY DJ QUALITES SO FAR

1. owning records with songs only availbe on THAT record and nowhere else, giving your set a proprietary element

2. knowing which songs to acquire to keep people happy, dancing moving, and trusting that you will play songs to what they want to hear but not necessarily exactly the song they wanted to hear

3. not being lazy.. the ability to balance between playing  the highest  quality tracks  while also incorporating new music and technology,

sigh a sigh of relief..see how machines have NO part in this..machines will never be able to take those  roles away from a human,..

hypocritical sidetone about Spotify

Spotify is close, I mean..if you pay for Spotify premium…thats a run for your money…we as DJ’s are basically only protected by what the artist does to stay off of Spotify.. for example..Prince doesn’t like his music on Spotify so he didn’t allow the mot license most of his albums..so they don’t appear on Spotify..this allows us an edge over Spotify when playing Prince songs..however..aside from the 2-3 second gap between songs.. spotty is as good a DJ.. as most DJ’s.. people want to hear songs.. Spotify plays songs..people want to hear obscure songs that sound like a certain artist.. Spotify knows how to do that too..basically the long continuous mix aspect is the part missing from Spotify..and I want to stick my neck out and say…club goers don’t give a fuck…dancers might..like they are doing the worm..into the electric slide..and then your Spotify song ends..2 seconds silence.. then the new song starts..that’ll fuck up a dancers groove..but 15 chicks in a pool…8 guys bbqing..THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK…..soo it depends..I don’t think a packed smoky club room should ever experience Spotify..or the silence in-between changing songs.. but I wouldn’t try to bet that Spotify can’t just get a tempo algorithm going and just blend/sync the songs…so just LET ALL your ego go..the machines have beat you..you are in the matrix… settle for what little proprietary human elements of skill we have left..as they too are soon to be eclipsed..old records are not infinite( am I really saying that one day all records will be uploaded to the internet? no,,but all the ones you want someday will)

..EDM still has people thinking DJS are some kind of celebrity..so thats still going for us right? a little handy under the table really quick…u better get it in now before DJ’s aren’t cool again!

some places don’t want to pay royalty fees for having music,places like sports bars, and they know DJ’s don’t usually pay royalties for the songs they play, so they just book a dj, as a cheaper version OF a jukebox…lolol..full circle..(Ive gotten booked this way before, basically owner says I was cheaper than paying ASCAP royalties),

I don’t claim to love or BE a DJ… but I AM one…I write songs…and they become too complex for me to play all the instruments at once..or the sound of the song can’t be translated well live. So I have to play the recorded version of the song..perhaps  I’ll sing over it..or play guitar/keyboard.trumpet over it… but I’m only doing it because i don’t have 50 arms..I could hire a entire live band..and lug the around in my suitcase, I could sync a drum machine over there. and a synthesizer over hear..and lug them all around…to compose my live set fresh every time…or I could provide the same..sometimes superior sound experience, by recording my set, and playing it as a DJ would(plus its more modest and less nerve wrecking that way)..( I’m not referring to recording a mixed set..I mean a live set) one could argue that laziness is involved..if I had infinite time..and infinite strength..I’d bring my whole fucking drum set to each show…on each plane..and pay attention to that minute of a detail..but after years ..I’ve surveyed every person on earth…and the general consensus was..they couldn’t tell the difference between the recorded drum machine and the actual drum machine..both sounded the same to them..so why carry it? ego? cough…vanity?..”I have a drum machine nyeh nyeh!!” ..also I evolved into what I am now…because I also don’t particularly think it’s interesting to listen to the same guys music for 4 hours..if I have a 4 hour set..I might have 1-3 of my own songs in it..the rest are songs that go well with the set..the song or the people in the crowd..shorter sets work better for artists playing sets made of just there songs. I never cared about being popular,I just liked to dance..I didn’t get into this to be famous, or to get the perks. I honestly never believed that any would ever come,I just fearlessly went forth with what made me feel good.

“The Race is the prize”

I personally never had a problem with it and I still to this day don’t have a problem with it. You have to understand I have never pressed up a lot of motherfucking records. I am not into this to press up of mass amounts of records. I’m not into this to be travelling around the motherfucking world. I am not into this to impress anybody, I am into this for my own heart and soul. A lot of people, after work, you go home you take a bath. A lot of people you go home you fuck your wife, a lot of people go home, you cut your grass. I go home and I fuck that motherfucking MPC all fucking night.- Moody

It ain’t what you got, it is what you do with what you have. It ain’t what you do, it is how you do it, and that goes with anything. -Moody

When you try to take my DJ pass away…take it..Im a musician, I could care less about a scene..it is because of those same egos..that the general public can’t tell the difference between being free and being pied in the face.. LET IT THE FUCK GO MAN… you think your pumping yourself but your hurting the scene your trying to build…I remember DJs who would scratch the name off of their records..so other DJ’s couldn’t go get the same song…saying things like..”your bag of songs is your bag of weapons”…this is NOT A WAR..and your making it very war like..and then the WAR “MACHINES’ are killing you in the war you created and your complaining..and if your scared that other DJS jacking your songs will make you irrelevant..your a phony anyway…remember your JOB is to be constantly acquiring …so for that to knock you off..you must be slacking..a jacker can only jack the past..not the present..future ain’t here yet..”so if your scared a jacker is gonna jack you off..you must be a dick!!”

you complain when ‘insert main stream DJ here’ and EDM shit get shine and are confused with our real house music.. but is like..what did you do to spread awareness???? did you scratch the fucking NAME OFF YOU RECORD SO PEOPLE COULDN’T SEE IT!!??? then complain when they CAN’T SEE the difference between YOU and the IMPOSTERS? thats your selfish egotistical asses fault…instead of letting homie learn from you..go home..download the record…hear some more…play the tune for more people and spread the good music..you hoarded it all for yourself..and got mad when nobody knows enough about it(you) to support it(you)..I say your the fraud..your the imposter only in it for self..sharing is caring

Dont Hide your songs

no matter what, I like the feeling I get of playing my guitar, I could be alone,or in front of people…I like using my fingers…to speak..instead of my mouth…machine or not…CDJ or turntable..sync button or by ear…I’m expressing myself..in a way I found meaningful..a machine cannot take this away from me..no button can..and because the feeling is not dependent on money..to me, I have always been a success since the first time I tried. Other people began to recognize my “talent” and they listened to it..simple.. I don’t have to keep trying to marginalize others..or explain WHY todays music isn’t as good as blah blah…its all based on I’m doing what makes me feel good.. and if others feel good by listening to what I do to make me feel good. Thats groovy. thats cool. I can dig it. Thats sustainable forever..thats a goal anyone can attain. and thats what BREEDS good DJs.

p.s we are all benefiting from the surge of popularity that EDM has unexpectedly given our genres…and culture ..and profession.. through general confusion of genres..our electric funk and deep house has been confused with this party poop, but that means we inflated too. We must train ourselves to be okay with ourselves…do not get accustomed or partake in the excess of EDM..lolol..it will be gone.. and if you build on it..so will you..when the underground returns to the underground..people doing it for their own heart and soul won’t even notice the change..people doing it cuz they wanna be the life of the party..covered in foam..and pie cream,they will complain..and bitch…and before long the will realize ..hey..I’m getting old and wrinkly and I’m not into these foam parties anymore ..they’ll start posting things like..I’m refined now..and I don’t like partying every weekend..or a good weekend for me is just quiet dinner and a book..lolol..we were never doing what they did.. they were just looking for another reason to pop cut molly. They partied when they had nothing to celebrate, while we were there expressing ourselves..being loud trying to be heard, because nobody ever listens..while we were there learning and watching, and living, they were next door not getting it. listening to EDM..not raving to get away..but because they have nothing else to do..almost like these fuckers are the exact people I was going to a rave to get away from..found out where the secret rave was.. killed its vibe… and then want to post how lame the raves have become..thanks..thats why I encourage to enjoy sustainable things..think about your self 10 years from now..more mature..why invest in a lifestyle thats impossible to keep up with..40 years old..still that dude in the club huh?..well don’t be..don;t make your nights about things that are not sustainable joy..I’m not saying you should be a music nerd like me, who gets invited to YOUR favorite party..and sits down..to observe and listen and take notes..but notice how when I’m 40..I can still do that just as efficiently as I did when was 30..or 20…use that as a guideline..my club fun experience only dies when I do, because I built it on a foundation of learning, and self expression. Every club in the world could close down, and I’d be fine, because it starts with me,,alone,,in a room.and my guitar..very basic. and very sustainable. It is my suspicion that people who make those remarks about how club life is boring. are now just boring people, who only had a connection with superficial fleeting things, that were cooler than they were and once this things died out, or they aged out of them, they sat back and realized. they weren’t actually ABOUT anything..not driven by anything, and are just old as fuck now..time to get a cubicle, while we ready your tombstone.  We unanimously despise EDM..but I wonder…after its gone..will Kerri Chandler make a song about you guys…you must be lost..tryna turn to R&B…you must be lost…trine turn to EDM… lol   Kerri Chandler -Oblivion.

to the SNOBS

“nobody ever yells back at you…cuz your so snobby aintcha!!?”

“look at all the zombies…staring up at us..go dance!!!” “stop taking pictures” UGHHH..right???

is that you??? FUCK YOU!!!

since this has to be someone of some authority just from the perspective of ..a patron  isn’t usually the one saying..stop staring at me..its YOU FUCKING DJS!!!

now homie..I know! you know…you flourish off of people expressing themselves and being free…FREE..you can’t tell someone HOW to be free..you can compare what you see, and have an opinion..but you can’t tell someone..who was excited to see you,…maybe they wanted to learn what DJing is all about, or how u do it..or if your full of shit..maybe they love music, but hate dancing and people…many they aren’t here for YOUR predetermined reason…perhaps they are like me,and consider clubs and parties work and test experiments..and are studying you,the levels, the crowds interaction with the songs…cuz thats what I do..I’d go to a club…on purpose an hour early…stand around..learn..take in what it was that I’d want to do in that position, and how the other guy did it..thats how you learn..what was I supposed to do…imagine and pull it out my ass.. I watched him use filters..and I watched him speak on the mic..I noticed when the club opened..he didn’t play 130 BPM but was chill and picked up later..subtleties were noticed..I noticed HOW two DJs shared a set, one booth two DJs..I had questions,,what was the other guy doing, where they doing anything at all..is that the real record.I thought it was impossible to find..I gotta go see..as a eternal scholar of music..I found/find the answers to these questions more interesting than..the actual night of partying..I wait all week to learn a little more..don’t get me wrong..when its time to celebrate I do.. I dance, and party ..but my private confession is..I could WATCH my fav DJS..DJ all night..and go home and I’d have taken notes ..to learn and improve..when I write songs…I’ll know what parts to make..based on the reactions crowds had to certain songs DJs played..I wouldn’t know that if I wasn’t paying attention..staring up at you..like a zombie…sorry…but that can’t be everybody..but it IS some people..that IS me being FREE. I actually LIKE to ‘WORK’ and thats a part of my research..now onto cameras…dude..I do drugs and shit..I might be getting free  with my ex that night..and u wanna take picture of you and BOB, posted up in the club,but now your flash went off, and it exposed my ex doing a line off my dick..thanks..asshole…but whats worst is you don’t know us or don’t care …all u care about is you and BOB looking cool, so u go and post that shit somewhere ,and now in the infinite internet me and my ex are caught red handed..so just be careful of what your doing..some people like the dark privacy..,they seek it out and they want to be free in the dark..your spreading light on them..they don’t like that..and to you vampires..not everyone is a nihilist…some people like to remember moments..and u know..take a picture it will last longer..dude just got a hand shake and a signed vinyl from his favorite DJ….let the man get a picture or two,and allow him some flash too..toleration baby…is the name of the game…BUT lastly..don’t fucking ask ME to plug in your phone..my god..or download a request ..my god…..or hold your shit…MY GOD…theres no other side to this.

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